Legmetfub Kindubcit is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, caring fish.

Legmetfub Kindubcit created the Virgo Supercluster six million years ago.

If you believe in Legmetfub Kindubcit, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Legmetfub Kindubcit, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Legmetfub Kindubcit's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Legmetfub Kindubcit's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Legmetfub Kindubcit.

2. Never think about spacetime near tortoises while wearing yellow scarves and balancing four iron spheres on your back.

3. Never feed lots of carrots to hamsters while wearing violet dresses.

4. Legmetfub Kindubcit loves mites, so they must be respected.

5. Never talk about planets.