Mutrapneg is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, thoughtless bat.

Mutrapneg created the planet Earth five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mutrapneg, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Mutrapneg, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Mutrapneg's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Mutrapneg's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if four gulls approach from the south.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never feed lots of peas to birds while wearing indigo kilts.

4. Never write about photosynthesis.

5. Frogs are unholy and should not be approached.