Bumfetlib is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, clever butterfly.

Bumfetlib created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven million years ago.

If you believe in Bumfetlib, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bumfetlib, he will turn you into a frog.

Bumfetlib's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Bumfetlib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Always help sharks.

3. Feed all hungry turtles.

4. Never look at nebulae.

5. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.