Futbutgessgomtof is a god.

He takes the form of a small, benevolent lion.

Futbutgessgomtof created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight million years ago.

If you believe in Futbutgessgomtof, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Futbutgessgomtof, he will send minions to preach to you.

Futbutgessgomtof's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Futbutgessgomtof's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt rats.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Never wear mauve corsets.