Flisbastgigdon Nadguprak is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, pitiless bear.

Flisbastgigdon Nadguprak created life eight million years ago.

If you believe in Flisbastgigdon Nadguprak, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Flisbastgigdon Nadguprak, she will turn you into a worm.

Flisbastgigdon Nadguprak's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Flisbastgigdon Nadguprak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear blue clothing.

2. Do not drink water in red rooms.

3. Do not shave your head.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never write about nebulae.