Sis is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, duplicitous unicorn.

Sis created silver six billion years ago.

If you believe in Sis, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Sis, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Sis' most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Sis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill pigs.

2. You must love Sis.

3. Never think about archaea.

4. Do not hurt monkeys.

5. Always pray immersed in water.