Tailstigbab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, calm wombat.

Tailstigbab created an up quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Tailstigbab, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Tailstigbab, it will think nothing of it.

Tailstigbab's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Tailstigbab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about limes.

2. Erect five platinum sculptures of Tailstigbab on top of important buildings.

3. Never write about moons.

4. Never write about amino acids.

5. Always obey Tailstigbab's priests.