Jarntapril is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, moody mole.

Jarntapril created life four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jarntapril, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Jarntapril, it will laugh at you.

Jarntapril's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Jarntapril's Holy Commandments

1. Jarntapril loves frogs, so they must be respected.

2. Never write about planets.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Always help geese in need.

5. Never talk about nebulae.
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