Basswipbat is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, almighty human.

Basswipbat created the universe two years ago.

If you believe in Basswipbat, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Basswipbat, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Basswipbat's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Basswipbat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. You must never eat coconuts.

4. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.

5. Never eat lemons.