Genzaktam is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, narcissistic coyote.

Genzaktam created bats five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Genzaktam, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Genzaktam, it will come to you in dreams.

Genzaktam's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Genzaktam's Holy Commandments

1. Sheep are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Feed all hungry whales.

5. Never talk about galaxies.