Hakbambarn Komflabvonk is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, self-assured parrot.

Hakbambarn Komflabvonk created everything that exists twelve years ago.

If you believe in Hakbambarn Komflabvonk, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Hakbambarn Komflabvonk, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Hakbambarn Komflabvonk's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Hakbambarn Komflabvonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick horses.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. You must never eat lemons.

4. Never laugh near moths.

5. Never talk about galaxies.