Pitmutlib is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, prudent mouse.

Pitmutlib created an up quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Pitmutlib, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Pitmutlib, she will turn you into a mouse.

Pitmutlib's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Pitmutlib's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing near mites.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. You must pray to Pitmutlib seven times a day.

5. Never mention sheep.