Cemdutquat is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, selfish wyvern.

Cemdutquat created a quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Cemdutquat, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cemdutquat, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Cemdutquat's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Cemdutquat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not dye your hair pink.

3. Always help cats.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not speak about bread.