Motgabnan is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, sage coyote.

Motgabnan created an up quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Motgabnan, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Motgabnan, he will turn you into a plant.

Motgabnan's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Motgabnan's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed corn to grasshopers while wearing gray stockings.

2. Never think about nucleic acids.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never feed parsnips to dolphins while wearing hats.

5. Fast once a month.