Padkon is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, witless bear.

Padkon created the Sombrero Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Padkon, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Padkon, she will turn you into a rock.

Padkon's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Padkon's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about archaea.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate cats.

4. Always wear cyan.

5. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Padkon in the centre of the settlement.