Hub is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, strong shark.

Hub created snails three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hub, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Hub, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Hub's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Hub's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Learn nine new languages a year.

4. Do not skip in public.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.