Catzaggar is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, self-confident hamster.

Catzaggar created the universe seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Catzaggar, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Catzaggar, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Catzaggar's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Catzaggar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear tin on your body.

2. Never go into white rooms.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Catzaggar must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not stand on grass.