Mitzenstipsog is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, sapient mink.

Mitzenstipsog created the Sunflower Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mitzenstipsog, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Mitzenstipsog, it will jump up and down on your head.

Mitzenstipsog's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Mitzenstipsog's Holy Commandments

1. Mitzenstipsog loves voles, so they must be honoured.

2. Mitzenstipsog must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Feed all hungry whales.

5. Hide from cyan swans for they are unholy.