Cimhomtofcissragnuttrul is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, capable hyena.

Cimhomtofcissragnuttrul created vertebrates three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cimhomtofcissragnuttrul, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Cimhomtofcissragnuttrul, it will send minions to preach to you.

Cimhomtofcissragnuttrul's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Cimhomtofcissragnuttrul's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if six doves approach from the south.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate dogs.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Never think about gravity.