Cepfodfar is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, unfair walrus.

Cepfodfar created an electron six billion years ago.

If you believe in Cepfodfar, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cepfodfar, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Cepfodfar's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Cepfodfar's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at black holes.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not wear lead on your body.

4. Retreat if six dolphins approach from the north.

5. Feed all hungry whales.