Fotranhon is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, vain porpoise.

Fotranhon created parasitic wasps three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fotranhon, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fotranhon, it will be very unhappy.

Fotranhon's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Fotranhon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

2. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Badgers are unholy and should not be approached.