Gupfombab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, tiresome finch.

Gupfombab created the planet Venus four years ago.

If you believe in Gupfombab, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Gupfombab, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Gupfombab's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Gupfombab's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Gupfombab on top of all buildings.

3. Gupfombab loves doves, so they must be respected.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.