Giltafsaw is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, charitable chicken.

Giltafsaw created the cosmos nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Giltafsaw, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Giltafsaw, it will manifest in front of you.

Giltafsaw's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Giltafsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt gulls.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate doves.

3. Never hurt snakes.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never jump in the presence of nematodes.