Dadnurqueeg is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, impressive crab.

Dadnurqueeg created a top quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Dadnurqueeg, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Dadnurqueeg, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Dadnurqueeg's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Dadnurqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Never write about planets.