Yimcethatont is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, flying armadillo.

Yimcethatont created matter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yimcethatont, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Yimcethatont, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Yimcethatont's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Yimcethatont's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not speak about gooseberries.

5. Do not shave your legs.