Dotquatgonpitwatcibfubrull is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, dishonest gnu.

Dotquatgonpitwatcibfubrull created the cosmos three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dotquatgonpitwatcibfubrull, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Dotquatgonpitwatcibfubrull, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Dotquatgonpitwatcibfubrull's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Dotquatgonpitwatcibfubrull's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about moons.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never wear coats.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.