Zagbepwegbepladdum is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, humane eagle.

Zagbepwegbepladdum created everything that exists two million years ago.

If you believe in Zagbepwegbepladdum, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Zagbepwegbepladdum, he will think nothing of it.

Zagbepwegbepladdum's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Zagbepwegbepladdum's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large iron sculpture of Zagbepwegbepladdum on top of all buildings.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never feed bread to seals while wearing fawn hats.

4. Always look after injured pigs.

5. Zagbepwegbepladdum must be the most important thing in your life.