Vencentun is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, deceitful donkey.

Vencentun created Europe three million years ago.

If you believe in Vencentun, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Vencentun, it will be mildly annoyed.

Vencentun's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Vencentun's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Vencentun.

2. Never run in holy places.

3. Feed all hungry snails.

4. Do not drink water in green rooms.

5. You must pray to Vencentun six times a day.