Nellbindib is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, tiresome crab.

Nellbindib created a top quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nellbindib, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Nellbindib, he will turn you into a plant.

Nellbindib's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Nellbindib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Snakes are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Always look after injured monkeys.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Always help sick doves.