Arngamont is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, competent hedgehog.

Arngamont created Mount Everest twelve years ago.

If you believe in Arngamont, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Arngamont, it will remove you from existence.

Arngamont's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Arngamont's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. You must pray to Arngamont four times a day.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Learn three new languages a year.

5. Never think ill of sick birds.