Bunbusbom is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, almighty centaur.

Bunbusbom created a bottom quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Bunbusbom, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bunbusbom, it will destroy your favourite star.

Bunbusbom's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Bunbusbom's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never hop in the presence of turtles.

3. Bunbusbom must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Always help sick snakes.

5. Always help foxes in need.