Nabvenjarn is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, prudent butterfly.

Nabvenjarn created the Andromeda Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nabvenjarn, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Nabvenjarn, he will turn you into a goat.

Nabvenjarn's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Nabvenjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Worship no other gods but Nabvenjarn.

3. Run away if eight grasshopers approach from the east.

4. Never write about quantum field theory.

5. Never write about enzymes.