Tonditquaf is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, happy eagle.

Tonditquaf created the Andromeda Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tonditquaf, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Tonditquaf, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Tonditquaf's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Tonditquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark matter.

2. Do not speak about grapes.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Learn seven new languages a year.

5. Always treat capybaras with great respect.