Giddanlab is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, blissful squid.

Giddanlab created a photon three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Giddanlab, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Giddanlab, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Giddanlab's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Giddanlab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about black holes.

2. Never hurt rats.

3. Do not take Giddanlab's name in vain.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not cook food in pots.