Gunsassandtonk is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, tiresome gnu.

Gunsassandtonk created bats two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gunsassandtonk, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Gunsassandtonk, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Gunsassandtonk's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Gunsassandtonk's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Always obey Gunsassandtonk's priests.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Whales are not to be trusted.

5. Otters are unholy and should not be approached.