Genfunhiv Libdinken is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, effective rhinoceros.

Genfunhiv Libdinken created the planet Mars three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Genfunhiv Libdinken, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Genfunhiv Libdinken, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Genfunhiv Libdinken's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Genfunhiv Libdinken's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Genfunhiv Libdinken's priests.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not wear purple clothing.

4. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Genfunhiv Libdinken on top of all buildings.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.