Betdidbud is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, tranquil scorpion.

Betdidbud created carbon six million years ago.

If you believe in Betdidbud, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Betdidbud, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Betdidbud's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Betdidbud's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed tomatoes to ducks while wearing purple boots.

2. Never think about quantum mechanics near great tits while wearing red skirts and balancing six lead spheres on your feet.

3. You must love Betdidbud.

4. Always help sick nematodes.

5. Never write about stars.