Kinbenrullmon is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, tiresome camel.

Kinbenrullmon created dark energy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kinbenrullmon, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Kinbenrullmon, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Kinbenrullmon's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Kinbenrullmon's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Retreat if four badgers approach from the north.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always treat squirrels with great respect.

5. Always help gulls.