Vabfobgomsog Yattmipflapfad is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, annoying finch.

Vabfobgomsog Yattmipflapfad created a Higgs boson nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vabfobgomsog Yattmipflapfad, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Vabfobgomsog Yattmipflapfad, it will make you grow a tail.

Vabfobgomsog Yattmipflapfad's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Vabfobgomsog Yattmipflapfad's Holy Commandments

1. Grasshopers are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Erect a giant green sculpture of Vabfobgomsog Yattmipflapfad in the centre of the settlement.

3. Vabfobgomsog Yattmipflapfad loves turtles, so they must be respected.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never run in the presence of monkeys.