Motquammoncat is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, emotional wyvern.

Motquammoncat created the Sun five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Motquammoncat, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Motquammoncat, he will turn you into a worm.

Motquammoncat's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Motquammoncat's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat grapes.

2. You must love Motquammoncat.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Worship no other gods but Motquammoncat.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.