Didhubtail Dunkonloop is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, caring grasshopper.

Didhubtail Dunkonloop created dark matter seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Didhubtail Dunkonloop, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Didhubtail Dunkonloop, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Didhubtail Dunkonloop's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Didhubtail Dunkonloop's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick geese.

2. Worship no other gods but Didhubtail Dunkonloop.

3. Do not eat turnips.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never sit in the presence of mice.