Lenvablab is a god.
It takes the form of a slim, impressive
rat.
Lenvablab created everything that exists five billion years ago.
If you believe in
Lenvablab, it will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Lenvablab, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.
Lenvablab's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.
Lenvablab's Holy Commandments1. Lenvablab loves tapirs, so they must be honoured.
2. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.
3. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.
4. Do not make images of living things.
5. Do not take Lenvablab's name in vain.