Cimganquag is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, self-assured rhinoceros.

Cimganquag created an electron six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cimganquag, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cimganquag, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Cimganquag's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Cimganquag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair cyan.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never talk about comets.

5. Do not wear blue clothing.