Busruldim is a god.
It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, emotional
walrus.
Busruldim created viruses eight million years ago.
If you believe in
Busruldim, it will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Busruldim, it will turn you into an amoeba.
Busruldim's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.
Busruldim's Holy Commandments1. Hide if six shrews approach from the west.
2. Do not dye your hair turquoise.
3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
4. Do not listen to music.
5. Always pray in complete darkness.