Meglamvid Stanflambogfadrownur is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, almighty hydra.

Meglamvid Stanflambogfadrownur created dark matter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Meglamvid Stanflambogfadrownur, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Meglamvid Stanflambogfadrownur, it will boil you in a big pot.

Meglamvid Stanflambogfadrownur's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Meglamvid Stanflambogfadrownur's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Never think about planets.

4. Never wear stockings.

5. Do not kill capybaras.