Ortladtun Monlitlak Pansomxuc is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, blissful shrew.

Ortladtun Monlitlak Pansomxuc created the Sunflower Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Ortladtun Monlitlak Pansomxuc, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Ortladtun Monlitlak Pansomxuc, he will torture you forever.

Ortladtun Monlitlak Pansomxuc's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Ortladtun Monlitlak Pansomxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Always treat manatees with great respect.

5. Never look at comets.