Dagnutloop is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, awe-inspiring wolf.

Dagnutloop created life nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Dagnutloop, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dagnutloop, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Dagnutloop's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Dagnutloop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Always help sick bats.

3. Never mention ants.

4. Do not laugh in public.

5. You must love Dagnutloop.