Arnloglim is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, strong fish.

Arnloglim created energy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Arnloglim, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Arnloglim, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Arnloglim's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Arnloglim's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Feed all hungry manatees.

5. Never think about cell theory.