Pangbanmot is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, quiet crocodile.

Pangbanmot created Africa four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pangbanmot, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Pangbanmot, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Pangbanmot's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Pangbanmot's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Pangbanmot on top of all buildings.

2. Erect nine copper sculptures of Pangbanmot on top of important buildings.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.