Ratragbess is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, staggering manatee.

Ratragbess created the Black Eye Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ratragbess, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Ratragbess, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Ratragbess' most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Ratragbess' Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large iron sculpture of Ratragbess on top of all buildings.

2. Run away if four frogs approach from the north.

3. Always treat nematodes with great respect.

4. Always help dolphins.

5. Never look in ponds.